bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

doctorwhothefuckareyou:

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

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lieutenantbites:

*opens inspect element on a webpage* Ive accessed the mainframe

littlecatlady:

lyndez:

caseyanthonyofficial:

babygirlminaj:

taylor swift said blue ivy is cute for a black baby…

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OH NO

“I don’t mean black baby’s aren’t cute I just mean she’s one of the cuter ones” Said Taylor Swift while digging her hole deeper after some inappropriate comments she made during a radio interview.

http://creambmp.com/articles/taylor-swift-blue-ivy-vmas-cute-black-baby/

remember when i felt bad for her after kanye embarrassed her that one time

yeah i take that back

sadgrl666:

unfollwing everyone who reblogs that ugly white boy w the lip ring from 5sos Calcium or whatever his name is

(Source: scolipede)

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

(Source: vinebox)

coalgirls:

it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time

waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

(Source: wizardick)

preciousegg:

reblogging your own selfie

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(Source: joltick)

The best cure for a dry mouth is a wet vagina.

radicaltoad:

or maybe try some water dumbass

(Source: girl-vs-sex)

whisper-s-of-the-heart:

No Face drinking tea and eating cake - Spirited Away

iwishihadafather:

that’s it. that’s the whole show

dulect:

cut3pandaa:

neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

THEY LOOK SO CUTE OH MY GOD

that’s what they want you to think