*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful
*opens inspect element on a webpage* Ive accessed the mainframe
taylor swift said blue ivy is cute for a black baby…
“I don’t mean black baby’s aren’t cute I just mean she’s one of the cuter ones” Said Taylor Swift while digging her hole deeper after some inappropriate comments she made during a radio interview.
remember when i felt bad for her after kanye embarrassed her that one time
yeah i take that back
unfollwing everyone who reblogs that ugly white boy w the lip ring from 5sos Calcium or whatever his name is
it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time
No Face drinking tea and eating cake - Spirited Away
that’s it. that’s the whole show